Two conversations that took place today in Children's Church-
Little boy: I'm thirsty
(teacher gets him a cup of water)
Little boy: Excuse me. What kind of water is this?
Teacher: Just regular water.
Little boy: hmmm (sips water)
Little boy: I forgot to tell you that I'm allergic to water. (boy starts to sneeze and continues to sneeze for about 5 minutes.)
Teacher number two: (Takes little boy to the back of the room) I think that your allergy should be about done. It's been awhile since you drank the water.
Little boy: Yeah, I think so. Thank you Jesus!
Conversation Two: (actually it's a riddle that a boy told me and I forgot to find out the answer.)
a farmer had nine ears of corn. A little mouse was taking the corn away three ears at a time. How long did it take him? (The answer is NOT three.)