Carly Simon says You do it better.
Louis Armstrong says You know the troubles I've seen
Whitney Houston says you don't love me like he does
and finally, Igor from Young Frankenstein) says I ain't got you!
And at my house it seems, you are a very busy "body":
Who did the dishes? Nobody.
Who fed the dog? Nobody.
Who took the trash out? that's right. Nobody.
Who spilled that drink? Nobody.
Who put that dent in the fender... Nobody.
Who left the garage door open? Nobody again.
Normally, I'd end a letter with some sort of phrase like "Thanks for all you do", but... well... you know, If I were to write that....
Nobody would sign it.